Luxthralldom Is a Hypnotic State In Which Plain Logic and Common Sense Are Suspended

I suppose it begins with ‘Luxthralldom’. This luxthralldom is a hypnotic state, in which plain logic and common sense are suspended in the presence of power and lushness and authority. Maybe it all started when I and a dear friend attended a McDonald’s to indulge in one of their bizarre ‘feasts’. I ordered a small coke, and then asked for a water cup so that we could split the soda, and this was refused, even when I explained that we didn’t really want a whole coke. It then came to me that we were not actually purchasing food. No, we were actually purchasing an experience. And how could this come about? Suppose you were to just up and open a ‘restaurant’ with a baked-in theme involving colorful, but vaguely uncomfortable seating, with also a bizarre ‘clown’, also brightly colored, that perpetually danced on the edge of unspeakable perversion? Do you think that your ‘business’ would thrive? Probably not.

But then, if you had the money and power to use advertising and an unabashed reputation for sheer bigness, you could exploit that to mesmerize the ‘customers’ with the luxtralldom effect. The in-their-face insanity of it all would magically vanish, and the flock would come eagerly through your doorway.

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